1. "You are very squishy. So I shall name you squishy. And you shall be my little squishy."--Dory from finding nemo
2. "You can't make footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?" by Bob Moawad
3. Doctor on patient's medical records "Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."
